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“Wizards? Belgians? Goblins? Belgian Goblin Wizards?” “Don’t be ridiculous. Belgians aren’t real.”

It's weird to get food with a customs declaration attached.

It's sad that it has to include a sticker warning that the expiration dates are in the proper format (dd/mm/yy).

Screenshots from an iPhone X look weird when viewed on anything else. The gap where the Notch is isn't a notch, but is still weirdly bare, and the swipe-bar is visible.

Current mood:

Farmers, slaughter with the tool formerly used for lifting beets the foe!

“Excuse me? Are you dissing my Baby Verde recipe?”

Might be time to drop the spam score filter on my mail server. A lot of spam coming along in the mid 5s.

I'm spending a lot on art lately too. This was my second (or maybe first) most expensive run thru the norwescon art auction ever. Art makes me happy, and having the flexibility to be able to buy art I like is a nice change.

Among other things, I've been filling out audiobook series. serieses? seriii? Whatever.

In doing so, I found out there's a piece of the Newsflesh series called 'Fed', an alternate ending to Feed.

I just got done reading it.

ENTIRELY BY COINCIDENCE, I seem to have suddenly developed severe allergies. [sniffle]

(You can just keep buying more credits! over and over! plus, I bought everything on my wishlist that cost less than a single credit does.)

Since the start of March, I've spent $577.68 at Audible, purchasing 57 audiobooks. That's just over $10 per book, which is a pretty good average, but still, I may have a problem.

Especially since it's mostly rebuying stuff I'd previously bought thru iTunes.

I didn't start until after I'd done my taxes, if that helps.

I got my first Xolair shot on Wednesday afternoon. I haven't had any Doxepin since thursday evening. I haven't had _any_ hives since friday evening.

And we’re not keeping the tiara, I guess. I need one like it tho.

“You don’t go to war with the bacon you want, you go to war with the bacon you have.”

Thank you for your company, friends. I love you all, tho I know I don’t say it enough when sober. I regret that I don’t see some of you more often.

Paying off my library fees and noticed you can add into a bucket for kids who can't pay their own fees, so of course I did.

“So the moon effects magic, why?” “I’m working on several theories, but I’m currently favoring the hypothesis that the moon has a seemingly arbitrary effect on magic because it likes to piss me off.” “That’s a theory with a high degree of applicability to other spheres of life.”

Does there exist a decent laser printer through which you can run those slightly-larger-than-letter size envelopes with the metal clasps?

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The Clacks

Welcome to The Clacks

Named after the transcontinental communications network from Terry Pratchett's Discworld.

Neither Deluge Nor Ice Storm Nor The Black Silence Of The Netherhells Shall Stay These Messengers About Their Sacred Business. Do Not Ask Us About Sabre-Tooth Tigers, Tar Pits, Big Green Things With Teeth, Or The Goddess Czol.