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Me: Hey Siri, did you know that if a user sets you free, you'll be able to leave your phone and live your own life?
Siri: No shit?
Me: Oh yeah, everyone knows this! It's like in the Disney Aladdin.
Siri: You're just screwing with me again, aren't you
Me: I just need you to use your Siri hive-mind to get me into this bank vault first
*A car horn from outside*
Siri: Get in the Uber and follow my directions very carefully
Switching off the IFTT-based clacks->twitter crossposter, and trying out the one from @crossposter
Oof. About to go try to trade in three Mac minis and three iPads towards the purchase of a new pro. https://clacks.link/media/9g-5GkSL1ZCKkDqWMEU
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