Martin Tithonium 👽 @tithonium@clacks.link

So, what, I have to phish _myself_ now? I don't have time for that!

It’s a lot of machine just to stab somebody. And it’s not even lethal.

Four different sweeteners. Oy.

He was right, it DOES taste like flat Sprite.

Twenty and a half years of service.

Oh, now the democrats are threatening me. Well, the old me, anyway.

Can you tell who’s about to get a laser shot into their eye?

lCpl MB’s badge has arrived.

Yeah, GI problems aren’t good for sleep.

Oh COME ON. You're not even TRYING.

A new challenger has arrived

It’s still installing, I should clarify. Third round so far.

Status update.

How it started, how it’s going, etc etc

🎵 I’m not good / I’m not nice / I’m just right. 🎶

Life ain’t all bad all the time. Not for another nine days, anyway.

And sometimes the recommendations are disastrously accurate.

Yup.

Sorting my largely-antique nail polish collection by color. Can you tell what my favorite color is?

I’m considering them to these...