Found my Oqo 02, which I'd apparently installed Bodhi on at some point. Tried to install something newer, and nothing will even boot. Linux Mint, Bodhi, Peppermint... nothing modern (last four or five years), even the i386 builds, will boot. So, gonna see if I can't update that existing install a bit.
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