Gods. Next time I decide I need to donate to political candidates, remind me to a) wait until we have a nominee, instead of donating to several at once, b) use a throwaway email address, and c) use a fake phone number.
No, I don't want to sign his birthday card. No, I'm not going to give you another $2.70. No, I'm not going to phonebank with you. FUCK OFF.
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