Ok, yeah, cool. I follow the official directions for compiling a kernel for the espressobin, and I get a kernel where the wan port doesn't work AT ALL.
Finally discover... it's because it reverses the port names, so lan1 is now wan and vice versa. FUCKING GENIUS.
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