Fedex tried to delivery a signature-required package a day earlier than expected. Of course, nobody was around to sign for it.

Note says it'll be available for pickup after 5. And they close at 6:30. In fucking everett. Fuck you, fedex.

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Named after the transcontinental communications network from Terry Pratchett's Discworld.

Neither Deluge Nor Ice Storm Nor The Black Silence Of The Netherhells Shall Stay These Messengers About Their Sacred Business. Do Not Ask Us About Sabre-Tooth Tigers, Tar Pits, Big Green Things With Teeth, Or The Goddess Czol.